• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Maybe the real Ivanka is under a golf course somewhere and his old buddy Jeff gave him a replacement. Wouldn’t make things better but it might explain why he forgets.

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      I have daughters and would never ask (or force? coerce?) them to sit for candid photos like this, let alone for professional photo shoots like three of these four images are from. It would make all of us uncomfortable.

      And yet, I have family members who are not even from the US that support this guy, and used to make comments about doctored photos of ‘creepy old Biden’.

      The cognitive dissonance is insane.

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      Yeah there’s no way he didn’t rape his daughter. When he says shit like that it’s almost like he’s trying to see how others react to the idea that he fucks his own daughter.

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    “Sir, that’s your daughter.”
    “Yes, you are correct. I shouldn’t be talking about her… Her pert breasts, and her tight shapely…”
    “SIR.”
    {The orange paedo whispers under his breath}“Fucks sake. Jeffery didn’t mind me talking like this. I miss you Jeffery.”

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    DJ Shadow + Run The Jewels was right on the money, a decade ago.

    Nobody Speak

    Ayy, get running, start pumping your bunions, I’m coming

    I’m the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyuns

    Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngins

    Now face the flame, fuckers, your fame and fate’s done with

    Also with the spate of latest Congressional hearings… music video ain’t too far off reality either.

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      Not really. Ivanka is just a beard he’s leasing. Donald is very experienced at grooming girls to be escorts for the wealthy. Ivanka is one of the lucky few who were able to settle down instead of getting killed once aging out. The perks of being the monster’s daughter, I guess.