An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
“Working” is a stretch. They’re the Wal-Mart door greeters of air travel. If a TSA agent stands next to a janitor, they’ll briefly be useful-adjacent and that’s the closest they can get to providing a valuable service without violating the terms of their employment.
Shut down the TSA. Skip the extra steps and go straight to UBI.
The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
Must be a sat-tiva.
Hu- ah, shit.
It’s more efficient if they’d post the names and addresses. Cut out the middleman and get those letters of sincere appreciation where they’re needed.
Boof boof bass.
I hate it, it’s awful, nice job.
I’ve seen this one before.
And if something really important gets caught in that, don’t worry, they’ll e-mail again. If they don’t, it’s clearly not that important.
You got baited into spreading an ad by bad UI.
First rule of Flight Club.
One method of solving this type of problem also involves drones.
Clanker delenda est.
It’s not a self-destruct, that feature was removed after the… Unpleasantness. These vehicles are politely requesting destruction, won’t you be a good friend to the machines and help them out?
Sure hope they don’t… what’s that term for appeasement again?
“I just hope that if someone finally shoots me, my widow will immediately go on tour about it and probably end up in a love triangle with the vice president. Maybe love square, I’ve seen how he looks at the sofa that all the guests know to avoid.”
At least she didn’t accidentally link her OnlyGrans.
Hope it didn’t come across as a “hey idiot” kind of remark, more jokes are typically a good thing. It’s one of those substances where I try to maintain a healthy level of discomfort so I don’t settle into bad habits and complacency. I have done unwise things with other hazardous materials before but that one gets all the personal protective equipment.
If you’ve ever used hydrofluoric acid, you’d know why you don’t want to use hydrofluoric acid.
Maybe the real Ivanka is under a golf course somewhere and his old buddy Jeff gave him a replacement. Wouldn’t make things better but it might explain why he forgets.