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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
*cries in a corner while rocking and hugging herself
Thats badass! But I’m afraid I must remain a bisexual frog as goddess intended.
Yup, that’s Sunny. She came to us really traumatized and hid under the bed for three days. Now she begs for pets constantly. It’s like she realized people can be nice and is trying to make up for a bad childhood.

“Oh my god, we’re back again…”

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.
2·3 days agoThey never said it was difficult. Just stating the fact that eating salad with chopsticks is only easier if you already know how to use them.
I totally agree with you that it’s easy, but many people still don’t know how.
Can’t blame you. There are good doctors out there who hate the capitalist system and the insurance companies, but they still have to work within that system.
Yup. And I should say you can find good ones in the U.S., you just never know.
Mine was from New Zealand and worked with one of their Olympic teams. She never cracked my neck but gently massaged and manipulated it to release a whiplash injury after a car accident.
For every one of her, there are 20 quacks who claim they can cure cancer with foot baths.
So far it’s done well for the past 5 years, but it is harder now to find clients because the economy sucks and everyone is struggling (I’m a psychotherapist in the US). I have to plan for periods of drought, and make sure I keep up with marketing and networking.
Honestly, in my field, once you get a good reputation, you will be OK. It’s hard starting out, and I got lucky because I started out during COVID. Tons of demand back then, and some of those clients are still with me. Now I get referrals from clients and fellow therapists because I am established.
I am so happy I decided to change careers and left corporate hell to start my own business. I never have to make sure my mouse moves ever again.
I’ve been working on my epidermis. Thanks for noticing!
Don’t worry, you can go with stainless steel for only $7,800.
My step son’s first job out of grad school for computer science was Raytheon. Paid well, got him his clearance (which basically guarantees employment as long as you have a pulse). I could tell it bothered him (as in, what they do), but he was very much trying to be a grown-up and pay his student loans and rent and all that. He’s 22, and very independent.
As soon as he got his clearance, he got another job doing things that aren’t directly related to killing people. Got a nice raise, too. He said the feeling of not working for Raytheon is better than the $10k sign-on bonus they gave him that he now has to pay back. “Worth it.”
“It’s not a vibrator, it’s an INEZ”
Smdh.
The dog felt bad about the landlord ripping you off and decided to contribute to your rent fund the best way it knows how.
Good dog.














That’s just the current American experience.
Ah, who am I kidding, we can’t afford cocaine.