You’re right, my bad.

…so, the Sleep Now In The Fire music video.

Blink and you’ll miss it, but for about at a single second, there’s a shot at around 1:03 …

… one of the goddamned daytraders taking a break to watch a free live performance?

He’s got a Trump For President sign.

Yeah.

For about 4 months in 99 and 2000, Trump actually did try to run for President, as the candidate of the Reform Party.

Apparently it was Jesse Ventura that convinced him, and Trump stated that Oprah Winfrey would be his ideal VP running mate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign

Oh hey would you look at that, Roger Stone was his campaign manager back then too!

The only line that I can even think of that is roughly equivalently fucked up is Marla Singer’s line in Fight Club:

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

… but that’s a goddamned movie.

DJ Shadow + Run The Jewels was right on the money, a decade ago.

Nobody Speak

Ayy, get running, start pumping your bunions, I’m coming

I’m the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyuns

Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngins

Now face the flame, fuckers, your fame and fate’s done with

Also with the spate of latest Congressional hearings… music video ain’t too far off reality either.

Yeah and they largely all fucking suck ass for about the last 5 years.

There’s a difference between slop that appeals to an imagined ‘median consumer’ that will make a boatload of money, and ideas that are actually unique and new and captivating.

Yeah. Its like… welp, went down the wrong path in that dialogue tree, undo, ctrl z, load previous save!

Guys, what you need to do to be competetive, to foster competition… is keep using all our products and services.

Setting up a fund to get new people involved, to get some more money to existing software devs who work on comparable products and servicrs that could be expanded and improved?

No no no, thats uh, that’s anti-competetive, is what that is.

Mhm.

Yep.

… I’ve never even heard of it.

But I do love the old paper mario games!

So wow, now we have a real life example of actual organic word of mouth spread of a game, as opposed to just being a passive advertisement sponge!

Great news!

They are!

… Just typically not the overproduced and overpriced corpo ones.

Wanna drive down AAA game prices?

Stop paying them!

Support your favorite indie or AA game today!

Don’t like games with predatory microtransactions?

You’ll never believe this, but you can also just stop playing games with them!

Get all your friends onboard with the plan, fight the man!

… at the height of their arrogance, the climax of their hubris, they decided that their own spaghetti was so substantial, so impressive, of such bulk, they confused it for divinity; they believed that it could organize and improve itself.

Such was the nature and extent of MicroSlop’s trangressions against the very nature of noodles, against those ancient ones who wove together the very fibers of reality itself.

Either that or IR still blows out the range of a lot of cheaper/older cameras, or at least would have much of your face rendered as basically a white or black blob/bloom, so long as the emmiter is at the right angle/distance/strength relative to the camera.

But… there are a hell of a lot of different cameras, some of them do basically negate or otherwise filter or adjust for this… no clue how generally prevalent those kinds of cameras are these days, if the meta face stealer goggles will have them or not.

… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.

I suggest we also add a baseball bat, moving at around 25 mph, directly to the nose bridge area of the device.

I did try and explain how to avoid potential infections in an edit… before any insertions, make sure the involved areas, and a certain radius around them are thoroughly cleaned off of any uh, food product.

Like, clean up the whole area around people’s thighs and groin before you go ‘in’ to anything, for the gal, probably just don’t ever get any food product too directly close to where it could end up inside anywhere that has its own kind of sensitive self-regulating environment.

Sort of like with ‘never go ass to mouth’… either eat the gal out before food stuffs get into your mouths, or, have the other party just actually brush their teeth.

We had a number of disposable and non disposable towels and such on hand, beyond uh, orally prepping each other. Along with the pre prep of shower curtains, we put all our clothes into an unused garbage bag before we started… we realized that we’d only be able to lie or stand on or press against things or surfaces that we’d pre setup a shower curtain over, otherwise we’d leave a vaguely human shaped pb&j blotch on it…

…we did a significant amount of preplanning to account for just how generally messy this likely would be.

Then, the thorough shower afterward really is needed to get stuff off of the rest of your bodies, totally out of each other’s hair and such. You… kind of actually do need both people present to help the other get their hair as clean as possible, as gently as possible. If somebody has longer hair, probably tie it into a bun or ponytail or something, do your best not to intentionally palm or grab it.

Now, I cannot with any confidence speak to how well this kind of procedure would like… generally work with other people following it, repeating 10s or 100s of instances of it.

YMMV, there may be factors I am not remembering or considering that could be relevant.

Like obviously we both did not have any STDs, had been fairly recently screened, weren’t fucking anybody else in the interim.

Also, though I don’t think either of us knew it at the time… pretty sure we’re both autistic, hence the… mutual attention to details and contingency planning.

But anyway, I can say that the one time that we did this, nobody had any kind of infection afterward, yeast or otherwise.

As to Ratatat?

Perks of being a hipster, I guess, lol?

… I suppose you could say its a matter of taste.

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Get behind in front of me, Satan!

You forgot another possibility:

He is neither oblivious nor impotent, yet finds this extremely funny.

Oh this?

This isn’t even from the latest drop, this is old news, this was in an earlier release.

Well we actually don’t, because Trump pressured Gallup into no longer doing Presidential favoribility polling.

If Americans continue to be cowards, yes.