I have a hangover. I bought these little single slices of spam in a CVS on a trip to the US recently. You also need to get Pam imported from the states as you can’t buy it here. There were also frozen hashbrown triangles baking in the oven at the time of this photo, and a slice of sourdough bread in the toaster.


No, that’s “PAM,” a non-stick spray.
There is such a thing as powdered eggs, btw. I first discovered that in my college’s cafeteria.
Ah, phew.
Making an omelette with eggs in a can and spray cheese.
I vaguely recall a saying: “so you wish it, so mote it be.”
And now I’m terrified…