sauerkrautsaul

holy shit meundies I havent thought about that in a minute

the best horror ive seen in the past several years were A Dark Song, The Night House, His House and Weapons

you have literally no idea how lazy I am

I am doing the prescribed thing because I am an automation who cannot think for themselves (actually I just like it): for my wife a dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, a card, some red lingerie nd dinner at a michelan listed restaurant. ive had reservations for over a month 👌

thats dope. are you a cd with a supportive partner or do you mean like his hers

that is both dope and fresh

take condoms bro

it sucks.

what would you do to my holes?

would you breed this 40 year old thicc asian milf?

good riddance.

I tried to block the instance but summit doesnt seem to be able or willing or whatever

its been called a snuss for decades, damn these kids

ah, a snuss.

I was chewing those bandit things in the 90s. theres been a resurgence yes… specifically the non tobacco ones that are some kind of biomass with nicotine sprayed on it. the bioavailability of those ones is nutzo compared to natural tobacco. they hit you all at once. less/no cancer risk though

what the fuck is zyn

the way my work functions is im in a different office 5 days a week. I wear the same jumper and slacks every day all week its great

yeah ive never had it happen either. sounds like a machine specific problem or something

yeah but so are hot dogs and keilbasa ya know

wait like a humorless self-hating asian perfectionist or by stabbing a block of spam with a spatula while its already frying

thats insanity. you throw a whole spam into a frying pan and then slice/poke at it with a spatula? the pieces would be completely uneven and thus would cook unevenly. have some self respect and take the rectangle and put it on a cutting board and meticulously slice perfectly even and equal lengthwise slices with the precision and poise of a 25 year old japanese sushi shef working in a two star michelin restaurant who still hates himself for overcooking a single appetizer three years ago

you worry about sodium so you go for the low salt option of SARDINES

do you mean SPAM: Super Product, All Meat?

see I put hot dogs into mc&chee. ive considered putting spam in

you gotta slice it though, sticking a fork directly in it doesnt look so nice