How tf, I just watched the movie last night again after like 8 years and a meme pops up??
Get in, loser! We’re going to Agartha!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtag
Bless you
Bless It
Maybe it’s just their dicks

Now we’re talking…

Makes sense
Antarctica is a continent made of rock.

That’s not my truth though
Where is this from?
Cabin in the woods 2011

Meta question: can someone enlighten me on the source/background of the image used for this meme? Is it from some movie?
The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Imdb
Ty!
OMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!
Chevron 2 encoded
Chevron 3 encoded
…am I doing it right? What’s a chevron? Did I do a thing?
Chevron 4 encoded
The chevrons are the symbols on the Stargate. We need 7 of them to travel to another planet.
Chevron 5 encoded! Let’s gooooooo
Chevron 6… Encoded
Unscheduled offworld activation
It’s fucking Baal again
Chevron 7 Locked

You technically don’t have to say Locked on the last one, but it’s Standard Operating Procedure by Walter to do so.
Chevron 7… Encoded?
You fool! Chevron 7 is locked not encoded!
Unless…actually I can’t remember. Maybe it still gets encoded if you’re going to another galaxy or something? Anyone remember?
Oh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump.
Ok, so, this new planet we’re going to…do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding?
Look, I’m excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c’mon. We gotta bring bacon.
But we don’t have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That’s why we’re leaving earth to begin with.
You want to bring pigs, but also not bring pigs.
To be fair, I’m 50:50 on Elon being an alien that “accidentally” got left behind by his mates
Sorry, Thor says meat eating is primitive and we have to leave the Bacon on Earth
the yellow ones are not bacon.
Flat earth confirmed
When have things gone our way?
Protip: Read the article before you out yourself as a moron for not understanding that they are talking about structural features of melting polar ice.
“In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.”
icy terraces = ancient cities beyond comprehension, thank you very much.
Excuse me but Ill keep my alarmist hyperbole thankyou verymuch!
Jokes on you, I read the article and I’m STILL gonna out myself as a moron! Checkmate Evangelathiests!
OMG. It’s Checkmate ApeTheists, not whateverthefuck you said. What a moron!!!
Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s
Damn, I was hoping for a slumbering ancient evil that could put us all out of our misery.
They come to enslave us, it’s probably an improvement.

Pro tip: check if you’re in a meme sub before taking any posts seriously or making judgements of peoples intellects. Big loser energy bud.
Those unknown structures?
Using sonar, Ran mapped 54 square miles of ice underside beneath Dotson Ice Shelf. The maps revealed flat plateaus, terraced steps, and teardrop-shaped pits, all carved by basal melt, melting that attacks the ice from below.
In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.
None of these terraces or teardrop pits show up on satellite images, so they had remained completely hidden until Ran’s mission.
You’re not the boss of me! I’ll do what I want!
structural features of melting polar ice.
Nope, it’s R’lyeh
Cthulhu fhtagn
Herpa derp derp
I know this is a meme sub
Then why did you comment? You know that everyone who saw this meme chuckled, and then either went “probably bullshit” and moved on, or googled it, found out it’s click bait and moved on. You accomplish nothing but giving yourself a soap box.
I’m lazy and stupid. He did me a favor, fuck you.
Thanks for speaking up for the people like us!
If we don’t stick together dickheads like that might make us use our reading comprehension skills.
I won’t do it.
Then why did you comment?
Because the OP shared a bad source, some people might want to read about this event (I did, which is why I read this), and this is the original source and open-access. Like goddamn; did the submarine disappear because it went up your ass?
If you can’t look at that source, read it for 5 seconds and realize it’s a shithole rag of disinformation and conspiracy theories, then you probably should be relying on other people to parse information for you. If you can’t find another source on the same information by using your thumbs, then you may want to get off the internet altogether. OP clearly wasn’t trying to fool anyone or spread disinformation, it’s a meme and you losers are in here demanding a better bibliography.
If you can’t look at that source, read it for 5 seconds and realize it’s a shithole rag of disinformation and conspiracy theories
Those people are only going to improve their media literacy when they can compare and contrast what good and bad sources look like – whether they do that on their own or with help from someone else. While that muscle is still underdeveloped in so many people, is it obscene to you to just help them a little?
If you can’t find another source on the same information by using your thumbs
Centralizing the information means less wasted work. I’d bet I can do the research you can do in an hour in ten minutes, and my actual decade-long hobby is making research easier for others; I don’t need this lecture.
demanding a better bibliography.
“Demanding” is when you just do the thing yourself immediately and unprompted without asking anything from anybody.
Bro we’re in a meme subreddit and you’re writing walls of text. Touch grass.
The comment I was replying to was 89 words. I wrote 116 and only used your quotes to establish what I was replying to. If you consider 116 words a wall of text worthy of ridicule, then I think you’re projecting about who the illiterate morons who shouldn’t be on the Internet are here. You should get off the Internet and pay attention; Mr. Winkler is trying to teach you and the other 4th-graders how to use context clues and what the three-syllable word “demanding” means.
Bro actually counted the words lmfao. Touching grass isn’t enough, you might be a lost cause.
OP clearly wasn’t trying to fool anyone or spread disinformation, it’s a meme and you losers are in here
demandinga better bibliography.Providing a better bibliography, in case anyone else wants it.
Get yer P-90s ready, boys. We’re about to go snake huntin’
P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!



Gargles in incomprehensible horror
its fine, can not comprehend the horror
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