A federal commission tasked with approving designs for coinage has approved a 24-karat gold coin featuring President Donald Trump, flouting precedent regarding commemorating living presidents and possibly violating federal law.
The coin, formally meant to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the founding of the United States, shows Trump standing behind a desk, firmly pushing his two fists on top of it while giving a stern look in the direction of the coin holder.
The unanimous vote from the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts occurred on Thursday. The commission is composed entirely of people appointed by the president, following his firing of its former members last fall.
$100 says these are gold plated and sold as solid gold.
A dollar says they’re actually chocolate.
A nickel says they’re actually chocolate flavored wax.
Someone needs to add a child’s head poking out from under the table to make it more historically accurate.
It already has the death year of the US in its design, it should be trivial to make him eligible with a tactical covfefe hamberder.
Deploy it in the middle of June, and it will be a nice, round 80.
I thought a coin of a living president was illegal?
If they’re ignoring the law then we can ignore the law against defacement and destruction of US currency, right? Melt them down? Carve Hitler staches or penises in his fists?
That’s the neat thing about laws. You shouldn’t, but you can apply them selectively.
I thought that law only applied to altering the face value or completely and intentionally destroying notes and coins.
Laws don’t matter anymore. Just do crimes.
Gross. Imagine having that ugly fat fucks face on a coin for our 250th anniversary… Shameful. Guess since he’s the one that destroyed what we have, it makes sense.
Pedophile rapist conman no-class-having low life.
Looks like the coin of some authoritarian banana republic, pretty much on point therefore.
The people that are agreeing to do this are such pussies.
Stop catering to this asshole.
This is why they were put there. He pushed all previous members out.
DOGE’s job was to fire anyone who might resist, argue, or fight back. Classic fascist purge.
DOGE had nothing to do with this. Trump did it himself esrly this term.
They can’t even get a picture of him that doesn’t look like a looming threat.
More like a pathetic threat wannabe
Just look how tense his shoulders are, because of all his fearBehold the Hunchback of Maralago!
That actually makes him all the more terrifying.
Always something to prove to distract from his tiny
dickhandsEpstein files.Yeah, a frightened animal will leash out, but it’s also easier to estimate it’s actions - even if those actions will be stupid (and I’m not sure if the orange idiot even needs to be frightened for that)
Still, we can handle and model that, and work against it - because it’s always the fucking same pattern
I genuinely thought it was Sasquatch.
They caught him mid-shart
This dick head loves gold.
I think he likes the jaundiced, urine, sepia look of any room filled with cheap trinkets encrusted cheap plating.
Seemingly everyone lacking aesthetic taste loves gold
How shitty do gold armatures look?
And those dumbasses love itYou just can’t buy having taste…
You could melt it to increase its value, but you know it won’t be made of real gold. Anything with that man’s approval is a lie.
I say we acquire as many of them as we can, however we can, legal or not, and burn them, shit on them, or otherwise.
burn them
It’s pure gold, it won’t burn
…it should melt?
It will melt in a furnace, but not in a normal open fire.
“Blasts”
*sigh
I counter Blast with SLAM!
I counter slam with 🤮
And that’s why you got fired from the WWE.
Guess I can get back into target practice with coins again and feel good about it.
