Got u these candles, my baby, my belle

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Aw did those widdle kajillion dollar companies get hawassy-wassed?

I would simply show them my nutsack

Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal

-D. Vader

These people are so thin-skinned

Shaving collaborators hair is a time-honored practice

Collaborreddit

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Some good badda-bing energy in that sign tho

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

Basically the space version of how DARE clued me in on what drugs to try

“Why would people use drugs?”

“SHUT UP WESLEY!”

Once again Trek predicted the future with Picard’s weed pen

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize