Wolf decries Red Riding Hood for looking too closely at Granny.

This is why Fahrenheit 451 (and not 1984) is my go-to analogy for today’s plight: Bradbury correctly predicted that people would willingly walk themselves into an oppressive technocracy for the sake of entertainment and convenience.

I prefer gangs that AREN’T run by pedophiles.

My Apple One account is in serious danger of lapsing, Tim Apple.

Did you forget about Oakleys? There’s nothing cool about a J6’er.

I used to think my “unpredictable” poker style made me good at the game, but then I actually learned how to play, and never thought that again. Being bad at something doesn’t make you good at it, Donnie.

Their names have been released, while the sender of the email stating “Your littlest was extra naughty” was redacted. Try to tell me this DOJ isn’t protecting pedophiles.

I’m more amazed that “fly” (as in “fly girl” or “fly for a white guy”) dates back to 1753.

Hula Hoops or Helen Hunt?

What? MySpace never tried to topple a democracy.

Shouldn’t that first word be “Another?”

Is she STILL there? I miss the days when his lackies had the capacity to feel shame. This new crew is just Grok in a skinsuit.

This can be easily explained: Trump is a two-bit fraudster, and low-level gang members such as himself are expected to look out for their organizations’ leaders.

No, it’s simple: They’re human, but I want them gone.

No, we can’t dehumanize them. They are certainly people, and must be treated as such.

That said, they are violating the United States Constitution (and the tenets of most major religions), and as such, they should be arrested, tried and — if convicted — punished for their crimes.

I won’t deny their humanity, but I also won’t shed tears or pity anyone who raises a gun against Americans exercising their rights.

Hey now… it’s the pedophilia that they REALLY should be known for.

A “piece” of broccoli??

Can we call them Nazis yet???

You know who is actually badly treated? The children he and his thugs are allowing to be trafficked, molested, abused and enslaved.