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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran

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Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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See Melania Trump chair a United Nations Security Council meeting to discuss education's role in promoting peace as the United States attacks Iran.
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    Can we please appoint literally any other hooker on earth?

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    Goddammit. These jackasses have made our country a fucking joke. Only, the joke on us

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    Why is an unelected person whose only claim to fame is being a baby chute for a pedophile representing us at the UN?

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    Someone watched house of cards and got a bit carried away I see

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    Is the UN failing citizens as well? Why was she even allowed to preside?

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      Trump is trying to undermine the UN because he wants to replace it with the “Board of peace” or genocide cover up committee

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      Because a country can assign whoever they want to be their representative, even if it makes a farce of the whole thing.

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      Because she make fuck.

      • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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        To have the peace you must suck, suck, then you fuck, fuck and you get bukkake-peace. All over me face.

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    Content for Melania 2.

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      I think they’re doing a reality TV series next, because this is what we deserve.

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    In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

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      Bubba was unavailable

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      I’ll take the horse.

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        Loose? In a hospital?

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        Horse? I thought you said whores

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          Fine. Then I’ll take the whores.

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            Here ya go

            • DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org
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              He said whore, not cunt.

            • in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              They said whores, not horse.

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        With blackjack! And hookers!

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      Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.

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        Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it’s true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it’s hard to separate the truth from the lies.

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          Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

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            About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

            We’ve advanced so much since then! We’ve put a pedophile in power, yet allow him to bury the evidence so nobody calls him that.

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      Made his whore a senator?

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    So Russia gets 2 seats?

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      That’s why the Russian eagle has two heads.

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        What is the image superimposed over the eagle there?

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          It’s Saint George killing a dragon. He seems oddly ripped, though.

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            Oh thanks for the reply I never knew that was even part of their flag. It looks like the dude is spearing that eagle, not a very big dragon.

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              Well, it’s not on the flag, thankfully. The flag is just a tricolor. Putting coats of arms on flags is a bad idea.

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                Coats of arms are for rookies. Real flags have AK-47s.

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    Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?

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      I’ve seen a few passages of this, the required qualifications definitely not include “ability to read”.

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      “Doing jobs Americans won’t.”

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        doing

        Performing.

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      She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.

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    Elephant in the room: “Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?”

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      I REALLY DONT CARE DO U

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      THE DOW
      THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND

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        UMMMM OVER 49000

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      Second Elephant in the room: trump.

      Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.

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        Don’t insult elephants like that.

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        Don’t tell junior about the elephant.

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          Or do tell him.

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      BIDENFLATION

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    Let ICE know.

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