Give me your mum jokes!
yo momma so old she went to school with a t-rex
Yo momma so fat, she cut her finger and gravy came out
Your momma’s so fat, she got shot with a tranquilizer dart when the hippos escaped from the zoo.
Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.
Your mum’s so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
That’s s good one
Wow, that’s brutal!
I had a flatmate at one time who walked past my room, sick his head in the doorway
and said
“Your mother just rang, she said she wishes she aborted you in the 2nd trimester”
But where is Saddam?
What I came to ask. He should be here.
YO MOMMA is so fat, we’re seriously concerned for her health.
One of the greatest tragedies of life is getting to an age where you have to stop the mom jokes IRL because people’s moms start IRL dying.
The mom jokes have nothing to do with the irl mums. My mum died 20 years ago, a good mum joke doesn’t.
My favourite dead mamma joke was when a friend said “I fucked your mom last night.” I replied “How? Phone sex through a Ouija board?” Then making the hand gesture pointing to the letter “O” over and over again.
My mom was an abusive piece of shit who I haven’t seen or talked to since I was 18. I’m now 47, and I have no problem with people making fun of her. Thanks to therapy I don’t hate her anymore, but that does not mean that I love her.
Mom died 2 years ago. Still get these at work. I take no offense.
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
trump called her very bigly tremendous
I’ve never heard of this trump fellow
Trump wasn’t interested in her. Too old
Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
Yo momma so ugly that Cronenberg cast her in a movie.
“You like thicc girls?”
“Yes”
“How thicc?”
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What the hell is going on with the scale in this graph?
Please explain.
yo momma so fat
Noted.
That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.
Sexy, but fat
Sexy and fat
It’s not healthy but it looks good
OP’s mamma is phat.
Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in
