Septuple pepperoni.

If I make myself angry I guess, but I have enough mental health issues as is.

At least if that was PLA (and not a Photoshop job) there’s be no risk of it failing mid-flight. Because it would rip to shreds the second torque was applied to it.

Depending on State, a small enough engine on a bicycle doesn’t count as a motor vehicle.

His decrepit brain mixed up what kind of coke Don Jr. likes.

Whatever you say, Gravel Gullet.

Or in other words, she’s a soulless monster who deserves shame, ridicule, and a lifetime of misery.

Resign, be exiled, put in stocks and have tomatoes thrown at her, launched into the ocean via trebuchet, used to test a SpaceX rocket - there’s just so many possibilities!

My only regret is that I can’t smash one because was never stupid enough to trust these things to begin with.

While “eat the rich” is a metaphor, I’m not above a literal interpretation. 250°F for about 12-18 hours depending on how big a bastard we’re talking about.

This classic.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, “does this taste funny to you?”

Ringworm is a fungus? Dafuq? What moron thought that was a good name choice?

So… It’s, uh… Fucking fungus?

What the fuck is wrong with Republicans? (rhetorical)

No no, eat the rich. It’s a much wider net that includes the Epstein Class without missing the other bastards. And if we eat a few hypothetically good ones along the way, the good we can do by redistributing their wealth is an end that absolutely justifies the means. Class warfare is still a war, there’s gonna be some collateral damage.

Because he’s a trigger-happy, racist sociopathic cop.

Note to self, remove tautology.

I like the part where I refuse to eat it because it tastes like poison.

Somebody tell Bondi, maybe the paradox will make her head explode.

So I looked up area code 352 and it’s apparently for the area of Gainesville FL. So I looked that up and it’s centered, right about in the line between the upper state and the peninsula. So the redneck part of Florida.

The best part is that if time travel is ever invented then it already has been.