I kinda want to start a snake oil audio cable company. It’s gotta be one of the easiest paths to retirement

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I am Aurther, king of the Britons

If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.

Yum looks delicious I’m gonna have to give that recipie a go

Mine is also a variation on a Kenji recipe. Actually most of my recipes are just variations of Kenji recipes. Except my eggs. Those are Gordon Ramsay’s eggs lol

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There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

I’m gonna hug my old ThinkPad when I get home today

He sure is

What is that, ramen?

Nope just tea.

Oh, I thought it was ramen.

Nope just tea.

Hey guys what’s going on?

I thought Kathy was making ramen.

Nope, it’s just tea.

This is what I think of when I ponder the same question

Should be a stash sticker if we’re selfhosting

To thin a chip and to thick a dip

Your not improving the reputation of British food your just making the reputation of Michelin stars worse

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My parter and I started talking about our cow dog in Spanish because it was picking up too many English words. Now the damn dog is starting to be bilingual

We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ’s are very low but threat levels are high. They got a mandate, they don’t want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise

She looks like she had a great time being a leak detector. 10/10 would hire her for all my leak detection needs

Vegeta?