Then she doesn’t eat it out of spite

Now the question is which is easier, convincing millions of people to vote for “anyone not a republican” or convincing a candidate to be more than “not republican”

What if I’m not willing to destroy my carpet, walls, or ceiling?

Without that air cushion your chips get smashed into a million pieces

Unfortunately we were born into a world where ready to eat meals don’t fall from the sky

No no, we’re thinking of things to do besides molesting children

They don’t need testing because they tell the ai to not make any errors

I don’t understand why anyone eligible for a lifetime pension and benefits would keep working

You didn’t understand, you assumed.

Neither will the companion cube, because you killed it

As long as it bursts after the bonus clears

I “promoted violence” when someone asked if a prisoner has served their life sentence after being resuscitated, by answering “you have to be irrevocably dead”

So team USA women missed more than just Big Macs

You’re right, they should have included Alaska and Hawaii

They had a 24 hr rotation

In the future instead of renting an apartment you will rent a parking space and P.O. Box so that you can sleep in your car. The laundromat and showers might be included or they might be pay per use.

I only know what synergy means from Balatro

Bed bugs when humans invented beds

If he gets elected he should get rid of the tip credit and forced purchase of shift meals for revenge

Maybe this will lead to San junipero for real