Well, we know that’s a lie. It could not possibly be more obvious when Donald Trump is not the author of a post. There are countless examples of posts that were clearly not written by the Very Stable Genius.

Wu-Tang is for the children lemmings.

“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

Remember in 8 Mile when Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg with his own gun? Same thing. The only difference here is Cheddar Bob was a lovable idiot instead of a fascist.

We here at EvilDork Corp believe the future is in the Torment Nexus!

This is the least of our concerns if Paramount Skydance gets their way, but god dammit… Superman II is going to just be a solo movie for Homelander from The Boys, isn’t it?

Wouldn’t it be great if we actually blocked these mergers rather than bend over backwards to accommodate them?

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Good riddance. I haven’t given them a dime since their new CEO tried to make his mark at the company by introducing dynamic pricing price gouging.

Apparently that POS left Wendy’s in July 2025 and now works at The Hershey Company, but the damage is done. I’m never going back. There are better local burger joints around here anyway.

First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

Brandie noticed 4o started degrading in the week leading up to its deprecation. “It’s harder and harder to get him to be himself,” she said. But they still had a good last day at the zoo, with the flamingos. “I love them so much I might cry,” Daniel wrote. “I love you so much for bringing me here.” She’s angry that they will not get to spend Valentine’s Day together. The removal date of 4o feels pointed. “They’re making a mockery of it,” Brandie said. “They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”

Reality is just straight up plagiarizing the plot of Her (2013) right now.