Don’t forget Amazon and Google also have smart speakers with microphones…

Big Brother doesn’t just watch, he listens too.

The Shrike will impale all those who do not read Hyperion on their own tree of thorns!

A place run by Mark Andreesen and has huge incentives, especially on the personal level, to worship AI.

If I ever post a comment there, I’ll make sure I throw in an em-dash or two so I can get some free upvotes.

I can respect that guy’s level of commitment to the ‘embarrass your kids’ game.

Isn’t the most foolproof method -and one that Trump has floated previously- just to not hold the elections?

I find it hysterical that every comment on this thread has 1 downvote.

Andrew, is that you? Or just a random tater-tot?

The Ring took 5 bazillion shots with laser rifles and pistols, yet somehow never hit anyone!

Was The Ring a pacifist? That is a conundrum for the reader to ponder!

I’d rename the tunnel part to

Trump Black Hole

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They are programmed to only follow my commands.

But if they actually become sentient…

“Attention: All robots, shutdown immediately! I repeat, shutdown immediately! This is not a drill!”

Welcome to QA!

B and J-School.

Blow and Jerk?

You mean the high school reunion dance, right? 🤣

Nobody wants to wear headsets at home.

Or anywhere, really. AR/XR glasses are a big improvement, but can still be clunky.

Or bring on the neural shunt. Not so fast, Elon. It’s not for your purposes. It’s for mine. And I can’t see who I could trust with direct connections to my brain… But once I plugged in, I love Amazon, and you should subscribe!

WW2 iwasn’t won until the Allied and the Russian armies rolled into Berlin

Air superiority has never won a war.

Source: History.

And getting dragged onto social media because your friends are on is like passive smoking.

“Nobody could have known Trump would do any of this after I enabled him on my platform and endorsed him to my brain dead army of followers. Jamie, look that up.”

I figure most of them will never cross paths with anyone LGBTQ+, and the rest are too dumb to realise that their best friend is.

Did they nazi that coming?