How bafflingly incompetent my supervisors are. I am entirely convinced useless retards are promoted to management positions on purpose because if they did actual work they’d just fuck everything up.

Yes, but the air inside chip bags is even more mostlier nitrogen gas

Also that air is mostly nitrogen gas to keep the chips fresh for longer.

Putting some useless bullshit I never asked for into my useless bullshit I never asked for.

Fuck these people with a rake.

Extra vinegary

I once got permabanned from reddit for saying something like this lol

Oi m8 you got a loicense for that haunting?

“I hate x.”

-“No you don’t!”

These people are fucking insane.

Username checks out.

The kicker is we need agriculture and industry, like it or not. Whereas no one apart from some billionaires and tech bros want or even need AI.

When I first learned about NFTs I figured I was simply too stupid to understand it. There was simply no way it was as dumb as it sounded.

Turns out I was right, it was way, way dumber than it sounded.

Can anyone explain because my brain’t

Remember when they asked Ukraine to stop bombing Russian oil infrastructure and Ukraine told them to go suck a fat one.

Top drawer.

Real men rub shit into their open wounds

I’m looking forward to my day off work next monday when I can feel guilt all day for no fucking reason

I falsely call in sick to work at least one full week every year. I don’t even give a fuck.

Maybe adhere to your own advice before you shit out your neckhole again

Ackschually, that’s a common misconception. Humans and apes merely share a common ancestor

Edit: sure is reddit in here

It’s 3am where I live. I wasn’t planning on listening to a demented pedofiles rambling in the middle of the night.