It’s like the universe raping you and there’s nothing you can do.

…

Weirdo

Feel free to steal it

It’s an hypothetical scenario, genius

Been a long time since I read it. Eridians are immortal ?!?!

They rawdog energy from their star

Sure?

Jerboa looks pretty good, even though a little underfeatured

My uncle George is like this too

weird-o’s

Why is there an hyphen here? o.O

Hey, I’m a bit too late! But, does he have to physically force them? Couldn’t he just get another one of those freaks to do it for him?

Lol racists are so stupid, where do they draw the line

I’m hydrosexual

Zamn

I visit someone and they have me keep my shoes on.

Why do they do that???

Is there a particular reason why you wear shoes inside? Does that feel comfortable?

40% of the world weard shoes INSIDE??!

How could anyone feel more comfortable with shoes on than shoes off?

You wouldn’t want to feel some sweet diarrhea?

I used to admire Stephen Hawking :(

So, our terminology needs to be updated.