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Cake day: June 17th, 2025

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    Great classic mystery novel, “Too Many Cooks” by Rex Stout. Nero Wolfe is a 300 pound private detective who hates leaving his Manhattan brownstone. He investigates from his armchair, sending his assistant Archie Goodwin to round up clues and bring him folks to interrogate.

    Wolfe is a famous gourmand and is invited to give a speech on American food to a group of European chefs.

    Interesting novel on many levels.








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    One rainy Sunday afternoon a matron knocks on the backdoor of the local bordello. Timidly, she asks to speak to the madam. The madam greets the lady in the parlor and offers her some tea. Hesitantly the lady explains her situation.

    Her son is almost 25 years old and all he’s interested in is books. When he was a young boy she was happy that he was so studious, but now it’s time for him to go out into the world. She’s tried getting him to get friends and meet women his age, but all he wants to do is study.

    The madam says that she’s got the perfect solution. She has a worker who is lactating. Old men come and taste her milk and become virile. The madam is sure that the young lady can open the flood gates.

    Arrangements are made, and a few days later the young man is escorted into the worker’s room. He was told that he needs to see her for a medical treatment, and must do everything she says.

    She sits on his lap, removes her blouse and offers him a nipple. He starts sucking and his face gets red. A little more and he starts breathing heavy. A bit more and he begins to sweat.

    The worker moves around a little, leans over and whispers in his ear, “Is there anything else you’d like?”

    “Maybe you’ve got a cookie?”


  • Think about it.

    Who is a riot going to actually hurt?

    How is shooting a dozen cops going to change anything?

    It’s 2026 and the rules have changed. What worked in 1926 isn’t going to work today.

    Hey, maybe you can get people so upset that they call a Constitutional Convention. I’m sure the places that voted for Trump will be all in on reform