Johnson:

My coworker is literally doing it right now… Somehow he has a seemingly endless supply of random videos with the annoying chipmunk voice changer old people find hilarious for some reason.

Who knew they’d have to work so hard to solidify Reich wing control over all media. WB held out, but money always wins when it’s all you care about. :/

Sir this was a Wendy’s

:(

I was watching a video on the significance of Greenland in regard to it’s strategic location and the fact that we already have agreements with our allies (for now) for the use of northern areas of Canada and Greenland for our defense and yet we still are demanding ownership has me thinking that this might be “necessary” for Republicans to do because they’re going to eventually cut ties completely with Europe and become even more antagonistic.

:/

Sorry to burst your bubble little malnourished toddler, but you are technically in a concentration camp. :(

" a place where large numbers of people (such as prisoners of war, political prisoners, refugees, or the members of an ethnic or religious minority) are detained or confined under armed guard."

Spend $1mil to change someone’s life forever for the better: Republicans heads explode with rage.

Spend $1mil to punish someone, ruining their life: Republicans cheer.

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Healthcare? God no. Here’s concentration camps instead…

'murica…

This is familiar, I’m almost positive this already came up in the news “recently” as in the last year maybe 2. Interesting to see it actually in the files. I don’t remember if it was the limo driver who came forward or what but I know I’ve read about this. The driver said something about wanting to stop the limo and beat his ass.

I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.

They had the courage to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.

Oof. You didn’t have to hit me baby one more time.

Hmmm… Seems the dolphins really were the smart ones after all, they went back.

So… The millions of jobs these “illegals” are doing don’t exist? If we’re deporting “millions” of them (but only the worst of the worst, so couldn’t be too many women and definitely not children) then that would be close to millions of jobs that now need to be replaced.

If we’re supposed to revise our expectations downwards then their jobs aren’t being staffed by “real” 'muricans after the “illegals” were kicked out… I guess the CEOs are putting their work gloves on and doing the work of millions? Makes sense, since they’re sooooo valuable apparently.

Find that fish that crawled out of the ocean and evolved into us and kick it back in. None of this is worth it, we might be happier as dolphins.

It’s mind boggling to me for a different reason, he has always had his cult locked in where he never dropped below 30something% no matter what he did. The fact that he actually lost some of the die hard “I’d forgive him for raping my daughter” croud is kinda wild.

They’re making it REALLY hard to refute the “Jews run the world” conspiracy…

If Trump’s still alive in 3 years the Democrats will almost certainly say “It’s time look forward and not back” and let him and most of his ilk walk away completely unscathed.

I should have kept reading the comments, I replied to them with almost this exact thing. It sucks how we just know this is how the Democrats are going to act… If they aren’t already declared a terrorist organization by then.

As a Canadian, I cannot wait to watch the justice that will occur when this is all over.

HahahahahahahahhHhhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahAaaa…ughh…

Sorry, now I’m sad…

What we do here in America is Republicans shit all over everything, do whatever they want, and when Democrats take over they pull some “it’s time to look forward, not backward” bullshit, saying shit like “we need unity, we need to heal as a nation.”

Then they do fuck all about anything and Republicans just act worse the next time because they know there are no repercussions. :(

Along with the “Coal Peace Prize”

My coworker with sick days: I don’t want to waste them, I want to go on a month vacation so I’m coming in sick and getting you all sick.