The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
This reads like a EULA
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.
This feels like we’re making fun of someone with clear social disabilities.
I don’t like it.
Yeah! Someone with a social disability decided to make their very very creepy and detailed preferences plain for the world to see in exhaustive, almost parodillic detail,
Or: It’s a joke shirt
Jesus Christ. Dude has no self awareness or taste. Just technical demands for a subjective experience.
An objectively gross and fucked up ‘subjective experience’, though. Dude needs some serious help.
Objectively gross and fucked up? If you aren’t into women, that’s ok. You oughta learn the difference between objective and subjective though.
The issue is the age requirements. It’s clear that if it was legal for him to date younger, he would be happier.
Naw, the issue is that he’s been conditioned to think that’s prime real estate and that he should want to try it once. You could lie about your age and he wouldn’t know any better because he’s literally got no taste. He’ll take it based on the number because he actually doesn’t know what he wants. I’m pretty sure he’s hoping to learn what it is that he should want.
It’s also possible he’s a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that’s the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he’s just actually tasteless.
