You must log in or # to comment.
Who’s a fake lawyer?
Me.
Objection, your honor. I’d like to invoke Martha Law, precedence of which was set in the case of Batman v Superman.
As a fake judge, I will have to hold you in contempt of court for citing a real movie. Don’t let it happen again, like in Batman vs Godzilla!
Fuck you, judge! I challenge you to a dance-off, like in Batman vs Channing Tatum’s Bunz Blaster Eleventy.
They been doing it for decades
They’re more like international best practices
We really need a database to catalogue all the hypocrisy, war crimes and other shit. It’s too much these days to keep up with everything and it gets easily drowned out in all the noise.
