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minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·20 days agoMe. Objection, your honor. I’d like to invoke Martha Law, precedence of which was set in the case of Batman v Superman.
minus-squarePringles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 days agoAs a fake judge, I will have to hold you in contempt of court for citing a real movie. Don’t let it happen again, like in Batman vs Godzilla!
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 days agoFuck you, judge! I challenge you to a dance-off, like in Batman vs Channing Tatum’s Bunz Blaster Eleventy.
Who’s a fake lawyer?
Me.
Objection, your honor. I’d like to invoke Martha Law, precedence of which was set in the case of Batman v Superman.
As a fake judge, I will have to hold you in contempt of court for citing a real movie. Don’t let it happen again, like in Batman vs Godzilla!
Fuck you, judge! I challenge you to a dance-off, like in Batman vs Channing Tatum’s Bunz Blaster Eleventy.