Starfleet Command: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?”
Captain Kirk
Captain Picard
Captain Janeway
Sisko doesn’t go looking for shit, shit finds him. And Archer & Burnham have been read into the whole temporal prime directive thingy, they know what’s up.
Starfleet CommandTemporal Investigations: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?”Captain Kirk
Captain
PicardSiskoCaptain Janeway
Star Trek with all it’s temporal anomalies and violations is in need of the TVA.
Mom: We have the TVA at home.
TVA at home:
Sisko doesn’t do liking for shit, shot finds him
And then he refuses to move on, and channel all his unethical shit into it instead of at his friends.
EDIT : He truly is the George W Bush of Star Trek protagonists. Yes, this is me kicking the beehive.
God, autocorrect butchered that line for no reason.
Don’t forget the secret fourth one, “Transporter malfunctions”
Don’t bother looking for them, they’re
in the pattern bufferbusy.Has it ever been all three at once?
Hmmm… 2 and 3 is basically “11001001.” The trifecta could arguably be Janeway during the events of “Bride of Chaotica” with the photonic lifeforms, so long as you accept that she eventually becomes an admiral.
Quick invert the deflector polarity!
And modulate the phase variance!
NOoo, not both!!! If we do that immediately, the episode will be over before Jeffrey Combs has even shown up.
But trust us StarTrek isn’t propaganda from the corrupt elite ruling few and a totalitarian hell-scape anywhere but the Bridge of our flag ship.
