“If had a phaser with two charges and I was in a room with Kahn, the Borg Queen and Lwaxana Troi, I’d shoot Lwaxana twice”

-Jean-Luc Picard

“There is nothing I’d like better than to give Lwaxana Troi away.”

Troi : God no , my mother is coming to the enterprise! FUCK HER!
Picard : No thank you