• nexguy@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Prosecution: “…members of the jury, there you have it, the open and shut case. Mr Johnson 100% murdered that family in cold blood.”

    Defense: “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I just have one thing to say, the dow was over 50,000 today. You know what to do.” <wink with double finger guns>