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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Bro caught slippin

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Bro caught slippin

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    What is that sentence even supposed to mean? Did I have a stroke?

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      “My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot.”

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        words.zip

        Impressive level of compression!

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          Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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        To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.

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          Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

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          The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.

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        thank you Spamton~

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      my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so i stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.

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        The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.

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          True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I’m not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!

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