• LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 days ago

    Ah, my child I see you seek the forbidden arts. You must not, though! Printer magic is simply too evil. Not intended for the mortal plane.

    • Headofthebored @lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Printers were listed as one of the punishments when that tyrant God kicked Adam and Eve out of the garden, but people didn’t know what that meant, so they left it out when they got high and wrote the bible.