

My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can’t tell anyone because I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)
I am the one who FUCKS FUCKS FUCKS Your wife!


My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can’t tell anyone because I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)


Glad I can’t load it


Wow… I only got the one…


No, everyone just knows. Of you don’t, you haven’t been here long enough to join the club.
Edit: apparently I’m not in the club either…


Did you not upvoter your own comment??? Why?
.ca is also an Empire of dictatorship. Got banned from the whole instance because of a post on [email protected]


Stop right now, nobody needs IT. Find a new branche. Sorry, my dreams were crushed aswell. I am gonna be a facility manager!! :D
(Fucking kill me)


Yey, love you !!


Bro u r duuuuuuuumb (wanna kiss?)


I MET A CAT OUTSIDE AND WE CUDDLED FOR AN HOUR


Get fucked bitch


That’s actually true, I have an iron shortage. Gotta start taking my pills again.
Thanks for the reminder


I know I have months of craving fleshy blood soaked cow-meat. Or just generally bloody flesh meat. This sounds so fucking weird. What I mean is, I don’t eat meat like ever, it’s expensive and not that tasty. But sometimes I have the desire to eat it and it doesn’t go away so I keep eating stuff because I hope I can reassemble the taste and make it go away.
But I also feel that craving for the “umami” genre, I usually wake up at night and have to feel the organic foods, that’s when I wish I had mushrooms. I usually end up eating a cheese 🧀.
But sometimes, I wake up at night and I REQUIRE the sweet genre, specifically the chocolate sub-genre, but not just any chocolate, I need one that doesn’t exist, it has a distinct taste that I cannot describe.
OR I require something from the brewy genre, like a soup or similar, something that has been brothed and sitting in a hot container for very long. I have had this craving for many months now. I CANNOT MAKE GOOD SOUP. THE SOUP I WANT DOESNT EXIST. I am going mad because of this.


Dad taught me when I was 10, in 2 hours. When u find one at a friend’s house I’m surprised I still know how to do it!


We can just kill all future generations
Yes but they don’t really count