Every dystopic shit that eventually happens in real life has been featured in a BM episode.
I am starting to suspect that either the authors of BM know something we don’t, or that some people are treating BM as some kind of an instruction manual.
Your mother is a hamster!
That’s a wild boar.
The moon landing was fake. NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to stage it, but that perfectionist bastard insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location…
AFAIK they are injecting themselves something, no idea whether the enlargement is permanent, or just temporary.
The DB was great (albeit a little bureaucratic), while it still was the Bundesbahn, a public institution, run by public servants like every other government office. But when they became the DB AG, a shares based for profit company (still held by 100% by the government), they became a shitshow, because now their mission of providing reliable public transportation changed to making maximum profit and paying their C-suite (typically former politicians or their buddies) ever increasing bonuses for doing fuck all or even less than that.
That’s the way many German public institutions went thanks to rampant privatisation caused by all mainstream parties adopting the neoliberal agenda. They are now a shadow of their former self, delivering sub par service for outrageous prices while making a few individuals very rich.
Why is everything blaming the monkeys now? Hasn’t it been the general consensus that things started to go downhill the moment this idiot fish decided to walk on dry land?
Why do all those energy drinks smell exactly the same as the stuff they put into chemical toilets?
Not if you make them yourself.
The bad F word. Much worse than feck.