Imagine asking this with a straight face.

I think we should reconstitute the Levellers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levellers

This is called annexation.

What is this, the Sudetenland?

Israel and their claims to lebensraum in Lebanon is as disgusting as it is heart shattering.

I am fully aware of the fascism, this just seems like a bad job gluing deep conspiratorial conjecture onto an event without much meat on it beyond “trust me brah”.

TIL clamps have tropes.

You lose things on purpose before you lose them on accident, in order to retain a semblance of agency in your life?

Why?

When all you have is a clamp, everything looks like a clamp.

…oh my god what have i done

So what is the proposition here, I still fail to grasp it. You claim that who killed Kirk, and why? And why isn’t it the kid? And how does that all fit together?

Cat absolutely shocked at the price of cheezburgers.

Don’t look up!

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

You see?

You’re all over the place. Now the Israelis assassinated Charlie Kirk? Can you land on one conspiracy theory at least or is it all the same secret web of lies that you alone have been able to penetrate?

I am getting all the more confident that China will win that war. The US has been performing lousy over the past few seasons of War, and the new US management and owners instill anything but confidence in the team.

I would be wary of wearing anything that can fold me into a briefcase.

If you say the word “CLAMP!” it sounds pretty funny. You can say it anywhere, it will always be a pretty funny word. CLAMP.

This is still an improvement, let’s leave it at that.