Agreed. I’d rather my money go to the public school system, public infrastructure, etc. Fuck insurance profits.

Not for that ride-or-die 38%, I bet.

“Who’s still watching in 2026”

chair scrape noise

Barbados Slim? I love that guy!

Ate the Broodwich

That’s quite the business-class fare that congress is cool with.

“The man who brings me my scarves and my water, mister Charlie Hodge!”

Maybe it’s lithium-ion rutting season

Peaches was right! It’s just a fish in the Atlantic.

“Winos” is actually pretty funny, don’t let them hear you

I don’t think there’s a divide. Anyone who has a doubt will stuff that fucker down rather than face the ridicule of the ingroup and outgroup simultaneously.

Peen Station

Met my spouse on the apps buuuuuut that was like almost a decade ago at this point. It wasn’t good then. Matches (the few) had maybe a one-in-four potential for not being a scam/no-response/insta-dud. The ones that did sort of start were — likely due to the region — centered around hiking, jeeps, and bonfires at the beach. I changed my bio to say something like “I love books and hate hiking” which helped. Friends who are on the apps today though? Complete cesspit from what I understand. Always a new app, never a new culture.

“After extensive waterboarding enhanced margaritas we found out that, quote, ‘Sammy Hagar likes poblano peppers.’”

This says you’re full of owls. So we doing a radical owlectomy or what?

Either you have an ideology, or an ideology has you.

That’s the face of a guy who couldn’t lead a marching band, let alone an alphabet agency

Nitecore edit (S L O W E D + R E V E R B)

Yes however I can attest that some states make it easier than others to do mail-in. For example: WA, automatic mail-in, no questions asked. NC, you need to request it, then have your voting observed and certified by either two witnesses or a notary. Every step of the way highly encourages using your driver’s license number or including a copy, otherwise you have to complete more paperwork. THEN you have to take it to the post office to get marked etc. You also go on a list of absentee voters after it is tallied — a nice little target. I used to do it out of spite until it was just too inconvenient compared to early voting.