And with no rank braids—the disrespect!

“I have represented hundreds of clients, and I have never been convicted!”

“Just because you didn’t do it, doesn’t mean they won’t throw your ass in jail.”

A lot of Americans are in such dismal financial straights that they can only dream of striking it rich via winning the lottery, or a big, juicy lawsuit.

That suddenly makes me wonder if the Prime Directive applies to simulated pre-warp civilizations 🤔 . Everyone wrapped up on the Moriarty Affair would end up in the brig!

The boys have been taking their zinc supplements.

Data: Thank you for participating in my new holodeck program. I will be playing the part of Steve Jobs…

“Not if we have to dedicate all power to shields.”

That is a whole lot of Sith face right there.

But notice: you can’t see his legs!

“My name is *COUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH* *cough* *cough*”

In the same sick way I kinda want to see a race car crash, yeah.

It’s evolution. 20 years ago conservatives were mostly old white guys with pink skin. In another 20 years, they should be a rich, deep crimson.

It’s art like this that tells me it was pretty rough for budding horndogs before the Internet came along.

But crucially, not by anyone in the main male cast. They threw a few skants on to a couple of male extras to forestall accusations of sexism. A figurative (and and near literal) figleaf.

Frankly, a unisex, utilitarian kilt would probably have worked a lot better for gals and guys, but someone got greedy for “underbutt” and ended up with an outfit so disliked that it was quickly phased out.

Ring: Fuck it, we Flock now.

Double barrel Bubble

You mean all those other farts were LIES?!

Too real.

Huh, I guess I’m old, but the joke’s on you – but I won’t make you happy. 😎