Bad things you can change are problems. Bad things you can’t change are circumstances. Solve the former, work around or adapt to the latter.

The others already said and linked good stuff, here’s a very brief summary of the most basic info on the Imperium.

Kentler believed pedophiles could make acceptable foster parents, and that any sexual contact would be relatively harmless if it were not forced.

How’s that for a nuanced take

pedophiles

the government

Name a more iconic duo.

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH

Here’s a long but super interesting video on the case for when you get home, made by the guys who made “What pretending to be crazy looks like”, which popped up on everyone’s feed during the pandemic.

Fun stuff. I feel like I’m getting drunk just reading it.

Braindead Kennedys

I have to highlight the best part about this, because it’s hilarious: apparently, the first numeronym was “S12n”, the email username of Jan Scherpenhuizen, because his actual name exceeded the character limit (this was back in the 80s).

Raw tomatoes. I was eating them in kindergarten when I overheard a teacher describe the explosive diarrhea a kid had that day in graphic detail. Took me 20 years to shake that mental association out of my head.

I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.

I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.

More like the room keeps spinning

Mark Anderson

Mr. Anderson

I’m not sure this works because you don’t chew nicotine gum like regular gum. I think you release the nicotine by chewing, so you munch on it a few times and then let it sit for a while.

I tried them but I couldn’t make them work. This start-stop chewing drove me nuts, and whenever I didn’t pay attention, I chewed on it too much and got woozy. I ended up going cold turkey with a shitton of regular gum.

CSI K9 over here

Oh, thanks! I misunderstood.

Yeah, fair enough. I’ve come across so many people driving oversized snowballs over the past week and I guess I’m still fuming lol

You’re right, I won’t be laughing when this guy zips by me, shedding huge chunks of his shit directly onto my windshield on the road. If you want downforce, get an actual rear spoiler.