Smuuthbrane

It’s funny because he’s dead.

Damn. Usually it’s the Simpsons that have foretold things, but this one has to go to South Park.

If we didn’t say that, we wouldn’t have the joke about the difference between a piano and a fish.

Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

It works in North American AND British English, too.

The Lorax runs Arch.

Find a worse one.

Damned right, fucking mirror terrorists.

1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.

Just post your birthdate and SSN and they’ll be taken care of.

BEAN MY VALENTINE

I, for one, welcome the witches and satanists. I would legitimately rather hang with them than evangelical Christians.

I need a hug.

Hey, I’m unoriginal too!

Maybe we’ll use it as a launching pad to adopt Cuba as well.

Canada will give them a home. Lord knows we need a friendly southern escape.

Air gone.

If you can’t dunk them at the peak level after a flush, you don’t deserve clean balls.

An entire race that takes their dope so seriously they wear one all day every day.

Yeah, when it gets cold the trees shiver, and iguanas are too lazy to hold on tight so they slip and fall out.