𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ it’s what we drink™

It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.

Praise be Hosana.

A dark green '96 Fiat Furtodidati. It was the Frodediidentità special edition, with the extra cupholders.

Rockstar are good at optimising their games. GTA V ran better than GTA IV on the same hardware. I wouldn’t be surprised if GTA VI runs well on the Steam Deck.

I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.

Pair it up with Adaptive Lighting to control the ambience of your nightmares.

My gimp crashed once.

Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.

Counterpoint: why am I only now finding out this gif exists?

My nephew was getting worked up by constant ad interruptions in his iPad games (I know, I know) so I installed PiHole on their network to block ads. A week later my brother demanded I take it out becaus he wants ads back. I’m not joking - he actually clicks the sponsored links in search results, and it annoyed him that he couldn’t click on adverts in articles and on Facebook any more. Some people really are further gone than you might realise.

Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.

Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That’s basically what they’re describing.

What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?

your friend is laying like this would you and from work to her sister with like this. Wyd?

Every fucking day if I could.

Aren’t those the guys who were found to be sharing everything with everyone and fought back hard against any kind of accountability or even acknowledgement?

Potable Document Format. Retains formatting and safe to consume.

Have you tried using an AI service that will take the description you provided and render it as a creepy, completely humourless, fight-or-flight response inducing hallucination at the cost of merely boiling off a small lake?

It’s always this. “This brand new £1500 laptop I don’t share with anyone, coddle like a newborn and barely use for anything other than running Office is so much better than the £350 ten year old laptop I was sharing with my entire family and was used for playing video games, downloading warez and pirated media, and running Office.”

Yeah, no. I have to use a MacBook at work and there is nothing it does well that an equivalently-priced laptop from any other major PC manufacturer doesn’t do better. Performance is good, but not great, and, again, is trounced by most of its equivalents, even the Surface Book. Window management in MacOS is appalling, the built in applications range from adequate to basically unusably bad (looking at you, Safari) and every bit of it seems to have been designed to be different first and better second.