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Bottle of wine? Nah, that’s potatoes.
The hint of cat anus really makes the Bolognese pop
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•The Plutocrats Who Rule Our World Aren't Even Enjoying Themselves
1·7 days agoOh boo fucking hoo. You could have taken your daddy’s stolen blood money and done a whole lot of good on the world. Instead you made yourself a fat rich old hated piece of shit who creeps about trying to sell his jizz to his mates. Money can’t buy you a sense of fucking shame.
“I shat in the pool and now the pool is all full of my shit and everyone else at the pool party hates me waaaaa!”
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Clashes erupted with police as demonstrators condemned the presence of the Israeli and US teams and the US fascist ICE goons being brought in alongside them (Milan, Italy - 2026)
19·7 days agoNow this is how you respond to fascist paramilitaries
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Green Day just played "American idiot" at the Superbowl!
10·7 days agoHoliday would also have been a good choice.
Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protester has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find the money’s on the other side
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There’s a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday! (Hey!)
Call a bondulance!
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Russia Launches First Brain-Chipped Bird Drones for Surveillance Over CitiesEnglish
1·8 days agoBull - and what’s more - shit
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•2026 Pedo Bowl XXX - Watch Trump try to do pass interference while Elon Musk commits more personal fouls by begging to go to the child slavery island.
4·8 days agoHe’s just Andrew now. Still a pathetic rich sack of fat tho
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•'No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed': Video From Olympics Blocked on XEnglish
13·8 days agoLike Israel at Eurovision. They had all the anti-booing on the streams, but some of it was still slipping through and Graham was like “I don’t know what you can all hear at home, but this definitely an energetic reception” 😆
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Is the Raspberry Pi Still an Affordable SBC? I Don't Think SoEnglish
10·8 days agoThey became an industrial staple and are now priced as such. The kids who wanna learn can stick it, I guess.
I like that you arranged it into two hobnibbles
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There's still life left in them!
16·9 days agoStitch those bad boys up. If there’s material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Budweiser is currently cheaper in Germany than in the United States*
3·9 days agoWould not pay that for earwax flavoured fizzy water in a place where you can get some of the finest ales in the world for about the same price.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•'No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed': Video From Olympics Blocked on XEnglish
83·9 days agoLove the Streisand effect. I had no idea there was footage of this cabbage patch chimp getting booed at the Olympics until they blocked it 😆
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Firefox's AI Kill Switch Lands in Firefox Nightly, Slated for Firefox 148English
1010·14 days agoOh my sweet summer child
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Technology@lemmy.world•Firefox's AI Kill Switch Lands in Firefox Nightly, Slated for Firefox 148English
273·14 days agoMoz: We’re an AI first browser. There’s AI in everything now!
Everyone: Boooo *uninstalls*
Moz: We’re not an AI first browser. We’ve added these control features so you can reduce the AI.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Our parental control software utilizes multiple programming languages.English
14·14 days agoSo you vibe coded a bunch of crap together and called it a parent platform.
I don’t think this is the best target audience for your shite.


That’s ok, so does the government