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And your mother’s maiden name

Why can’t the witches cast a dispel to undo the new rule?! Are they stupid?

Deport the sofa back to Sweden!

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

Amen. Pain can be a great source of pleasure.

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

iPhone users: Hold power and either volume up or down button for two seconds It will lock and ask for your pin, regardless if you shut down the phone or not.

Learn how to do it quickly and blindly, with your phone in your pocket.

Skyrim’s NPCs sound and act like they’ve been lobotomised

So they’re going for a Danish accent I see

Yeah, filthy rich people aren’t allowed to have a little fun anymore?

Bobby Tables grew up and bought a car?!

What if they change the law and suddenly you wish you could hide something from the government? being trans is a good example.

Well, I’m not AI, but can you trust my word?

That’s a nice chode

It’s just the farm workers union flag right? Right?

Why no sex if sex doll shape ? /s