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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Also. https://bash-org-archive.com/?642195
https://bash-org-archive.com/?101881

This is why I only have cilantro flavoured soap

Awesome artist. eg:

Does anyone else here kick the rock they tripped over?

There is, for some unfathomed reason, something almost unbearably sexy about having huge fire-breathing magical dragons flying low about the sky on moonlit nights which were already dangerously on the sweet and fragrant side. Why this should be so, the romance-besotted people of Brequinda in the Foth of Avalars could not have told you, and would not have stopped to discuss the matter once the effect was up and going, for no sooner would a flock of half a dozen silk-winged leather-bodied Fuolornis Fire Dragons heave into sight across the evening horizon than half the people of Brequinda were scurrying off into the woods with the other half, there to spend a busy breathless night together and emerge with the first rays of dawn all smiling and happy and still claiming, rather endearingly, to be virgins, if rather flushed and sticky virgins.

There is another…
…but it was dropped on its head a a child.

My solar panels have a 25 year warranty.

If you can’t be good, be spectacular.

Don’t know how new it is but we’ve been making one with just thinly slightly sliced zucchini & a little cheese. Don’t know where the idea came from but its really good. Kind of juicy & savoury.

I can’t believe its not antifungal cream

I like the Ben Elton line: “He only had one dick & one stomach”.
There comes a point where having more inevitably means hoarding more.

The plumbers tap always drips.

pleasebetechnologyconnections…
…yes!

Someone at work listens to JRE. What recommendations do people have for an alternative?
I suspect that behind the bastards is ‘too political’. I was thinking pehaps Marc Maron or similar.

I saw the ‘or’ halfway down. Which combination of these criteria need to be met?