I’m so lazy I’d whinge forever

He’s police, not military. He’s supposed to serve the public, not treat everyone as though they are armed.

Mm thanks officer, tasty boot! Please aim at my face while I get my registration and insurance information

For the same reason that the governor of California insists on sweeping unhoused people out of their tents

Me when I can’t see past the literal letters on the screen

Understand where the thought comes from, but do you know what zero days are