phoenixarise

Dogs are allowed in Ubers? I’m being sincere, I really didn’t know that.

oh dear god 😂

God can’t exist. He just can’t. Because why would he let this pestilence live on, especially with three lifetimes’ worth of KFC and McCrap in his arteries?

This picture smells like hot dog water.

I’m sorry, but “synergizing” and “paradigm”, aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing them of anything like that—

I’m fired, aren’t I?

Oh most definitely.

Conservatives are liars and cheaters, what a shock.

There’s plenty of delicious cheese, I can skip this one. 😂

Glad I didn’t watch that nonsense lol

They probably tried but got rejected for being fat and/or stupid. Well now is their chance. 😂

Arson, what arson?

I’m really glad that he stopped drinking. Hopefully it improves his overall health, too.

He’s so gross. What a douchebag.

Agreed, for sure. And this is his third DUI. At what point do we say enough, before he ends up killing someone?

from the article:

“Court docs show Bryan also admitted to having two prior DUI convictions, putting him in even hotter water. If he ever gets hit with a fourth, the penalties only get harsher.”

There is the problem right there. How many chances do those with DUI charges deserve? It’s just more passes for them to seriously hurt or kill someone.

What an idiot. He’ll be right back in there soon enough.

Is this satire or sincere Methese?

If it’s the same useless chuds that get hired at ICE, then I’m fine with it.

“Bombshell”

Can she make herself useful instead of this self promoting bullshit? She never read one name off the Epstein files before she left office, as she promised.

Hard same. ❤️💕 I’ll support the public library any and every chance I get as long as they keep serving the public good.