As someone who understands this language, this is hilarious.

My dishwasher has an AI assistant now. I wish I were joking.

I prefer not to use centralized services.

Oh, good. Discord’s age verification rollout has ties to Palantir’s co-founder Peter Thiel. That’s the nail in the coffin for me. It’ll be Matrix only from me from now on!

Oh right, it’s Valentine’s day. Not that I would have any reason to pay attention to stuff like that.

Yep, same here

Same here - haven’t been able to have a proper goon in over 4 days, and that’s the only place where I source my material so…

We must take things into our own hands

Cheeto president

Go red or blue team or whatever.

It is probably fake, take it with a grain of salt. But the campaign strategy to appeal to Gen Z is interesting for sure.

Actually true

Exactly We must take action

This is actually true

They want to stop us from gooning This is how it starts Then they move onto full internet censorship

We must take matters into our own hands.

Sometimes I need to install obscure software that needs to be packaged manually. But in most cases I just use a VM for those

It’s an automatic downvote for not including NixOS, despite having other niche distributions on the list (what even is the one at C tier?). Also, Windows? That is not even closely related to the Unix family of operating systems, let alone a Linux distribution.

It’s sad that something as simple as installing a third-party app has become challenging in modern computing.