Meursault

When you flick the door stopper spring.

Aww, is the Gestapo getting their feefees hurt?

I’m okay with this.

I guess I’m weird for preferring a 2-5 minute call over what would be 15-20 minutes of back-and-forth over text. 🤷‍♂️

This wouldn’t be an issue if people learned the difference between “percentage” and “percentage points”.

Anyone in favor of giving them the “Aldo Raine” treatment?

Probably didn’t happen, but I approve if it did. Next time, go for the eyes.

We were saying this eight fucking years ago, but the MAGA cucks decided they wanted him in for another run.

This was the defining moment we chose the bad timeline.

This is what the MAGA cucks voted for.

Why is this asshole perpetually at least six months behind the rest of us?

And the non-Americans here were asking why we hated the “opposition” party so much.

Cool. Guess what the 2nd Amendment says?

I swear to God I’m going to be a bigger liability to whoever tries to force me to fight in some bullshit war our orange toddler started, than to whoever the idiot picked a fight against.

Sensible. I don’t know how I even could be a proud American, these days. More like a deeply ashamed American.

You mean the same thing we were warning the MAGA fucks about before the election are actually happening? You don’t say? Man, this is a shitty time to be right.

Extra fiber.

Can we fast forward to the bunker finale?

Who wants to tell them?

Those aren’t Americans, those are brownshirts.