Phuket, we ball

Bunch of wankers

And the 10th dentist is too busy petting the opossum

Similar experience across the board and always chronically tired, but no effective treatment found yet. It’s rough

Aside from the other comments being correct about market manipulation, I don’t think this shitstain actually believes in the tariffs. He’s like a selfish whiney toddler that found his dad’s loaded gun. He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation, but everyone started acting really cautious and listens to his demands when he starts waving it around.

Who trained these assholes? And can we get them to train more of them?

I’m fine with it being $500/day at first. Then after a set period of noncompliance (like 1wk), it doubles each day. Even for the 1%, exponential growth is small, until it isn’t.

If he’s not lying then all of those people are illegally impersonating federal officers

Too black with all the censorship

One might even call it sloppy

With all their shit it’s more like MS squats

He’s mentioned 38,000 times so far. There’s still supposed to be a metric fuck-ton of files left to release

Memorial toilets to do your patriotic duty

Not to be disrespectful to Japan, but it’s like the dropping of the atom bombs in WW2: the first one sends the message that we have the power to do it, the second sends the message that we’re not afraid to keep doing it

And a whale of a skeleton! 🥁

Have someone in an official looking suit award him with a No-bellend Award and see how much he brags about it to the world

Am I the only one who read this and immediately played out the scenario in my head like a Billy Mays infomercial pitch?

Terminal

Weasels

Yousles and measles