He looks pretty close, honestly.

Me: No, I need you to say it.

I feel bad for making this joke, and I know it’s inappropriate.

But they gotta fill em with cream before they eat them.

The memo reharding his death was dated the day before. Whether that means they wrote it before or it was just misdated, who knows?

It wasn’t meant as a serious statement, more so like another commenter put it, we’re not not apes.

I know what he meant, and it’s why I specifically mentioned that it’s not a question of race.

The point of my statement was to miss the point, because I know what he meant.

Obviously when we talk about apes, we’re not thinking of humans, we’re thinking of chimps and gorillas. But like you said, we’re not not apes.

It was a tongue-in-cheek pedantic statement.

Those sellers post their stuff on every marketplace they can, and just fulfill it through their Amazon store. Ebay, Etsy, Walmart, Best Buy, etc, are all full of Amazon sellers.

He’s wrong though. We’re all apes, regardless of race.

Youtube definitely hinders the experience if you have adblockers. I’ve had a page load instantly and the video start to buffer immediately, only to refresh on its own a fraction of a second later, load the page slowly, and then wait about 10 seconds before any buffering would happen. If adblockers are disabled, the page loads instantly and the video buffers immediately.

I also regularly get the little popup in the corner saying “Experiencing interruptions?” but shockingly only if the adblocker is enabled. Weird.

Interesting… who do I talk to at the NYT for the free handjobs?

If it didn’t work they wouldm’t profit from it.

Advertising exists for a reason, and that’s becsuse it’s very effective.

Many bike lanes are plowed in the winter. The weather is almost always “permitting” depending on how brave you are.

Interesting how “Trump plans” to scale back his tariffs after the House voted to overturn the Canadian ones.

I’ve never seen a giraffe indoors

Someone else postef it as a reply to my comment.

There was this Olympic sprinter who went to her kid’s school for one of those parent-child events, and the race was just ridiculous levels of skewed. There’s a video of it, and I think it made the rounds as a lighthearted piece on some news sites.

I’m running off a vague memory of something that was said about him, so I can’t promise it’s true. It may have been an apocryphal quote, but I choose to believe it.

That would be Ents, the tree people

The man who believes that you have a limited number of heartbeats and that doing sports will shorten your life? Say it ain’t so!

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree supports.