But how do you tell the difference between slop and a shitpost?

Brazilian have Portuguese names.

During Trump’s first term I used to say a pet rock would make a better president. Even truer now.

Smarter than me, I missed the “a”, just saw state and I’m all like… Jate?

Can you?

Nonono, you don’t understand. Hitler killed all the undesirables he was able to like this, but Netanyahu killed all the undesirables he was able to like this, duh!