:: halfway down the run ::

Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.

Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…

They want to stop measuring now so they can have time to rework some of their code.

No one ever thought they might need to use single digit numbers.

So, when he says something like, “Oh man, I’m going to bomb this bathroom”, he’s not lyin’.

Hey, what does that little switch do?

This one?

No, no. The other one.

This one?

No. Up. Up. Look, see where your hand is? Not there. Yes! That one right there! What does it do?

No idea.

They keep running out of black Sharpie pens, and they’re waiting on an Amazon delivery.

He hurt baby’s feelings.

They had to immediately make that call.
Anyone with even an ounce of brain matter sees the true story, but the Trump camp needed to quickly twist the facts to keep the MAGAts on their side and slathering at the mouth.

This murder is 1000x worse, but the narrative is exactly the same as the ‘immigrants are eating people’s pets’ bullshit.
All 100% untrue, but the Trump people will continue to lie, double-down and shout their version of the story at every possible moment to drown out the real truth. Which is, they are full of shit, and they know they are full of shit, but they can’t risk showing even the slightest crack in their hold on power, as warped as it is.