This despite society’s frequent demand to “Know your ABCs”.

Zinc?! I never could live without zinc …

They can’t do that! Shoot them … or something

I guess his reasoning was a little coarse and rough.

How can he have written a Jedi Master’s thesis and not be a Jedi Master?!

I for one never doubted you for a second.

I bet OP invented this mysterious friend just to get some good recommendations!

Looking back and reading some of the old memes, it now seems like a much simpler time.

The Mundaneum was an institution which aimed to gather together all the world’s knowledge and classify it according to a system called the Universal Decimal Classification. […]

[…] which eventually became an archive with more than 12 million index cards and documents.

Wow! …

When Nazi Germany invaded Belgium in 1940, the Mundaneum was replaced with an exhibit of Third Reich art, and some material was lost.

… sigh.

Yeah, I liked how well spoken and well reasoned it was; they politely said something they could have said in a much more acerbic way.

(Not saying I agree with them either.)

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Yeah, but… were they clean?

If you’re currently at a 0, is it possible to engender yourself up to 1?

Not bad either

“Do it!”

Free to play, pay to not die

Did that with my blueberries last night B)

Won’t see me on no hospital floor.

Schadenfreude, the “oi” sound is in “Freude” :)

Squaring off

All fun and games until you realize your income is largely dependent on tips…