Actors were waiting for instructions from their PR team on how to react.

They’re making the world root for the current Iranian regime which is wild.

C’mon bro just one more turn.

Trust me bro, just one more data center, bro, I swear, just one more trillion dollar contract and we’ll fix everything, bro please, just a little killing bro, it’ll be fine, trust me.

She looks like she’d force children to give up their puppies so she can put them in the puppy crushing machine as the sound of their little snapping bones is the only thing that helps with her headaches.

Weirdest thing about this is that it would actually be comforting to me if there was a villain executing an elaborate plan. Instead it’s just greed that drives it. You put a regular joe through business school, give em a CEO position with shareholders breathing down their neck and they’ll start pushing shit down their customers throats in no time.

Gambling ads go brrrrrr.

A good third of the population simply don’t have the cognitive capabilities to understand these things and if they’re not protected by regulation they’ll always fall for some form of scam.

Death and taxes

They have achieved higher productivity by not using teams themselves.

Boomers at least had a reason to go through this development because they were still able to accumulate some wealth. With a good job in the 80s-90s it was possible to invest into assets that have by now exploded in value. That does make some people more inclined to hold on to the status quo.

Anyone after Gen x on the other hand has little reason to hold on to a system that keeps screwing them over.

My favorite last week was 2 dead support numbers and a third that let to AI which happily told me it has a solution that will fix the problem. The link it sent brought me to the bing search page.

I was so happy to finally talk to indian support a day later.

This is for the best. As someone who is forced to work with a lot of Microsoft infrastructure let me tell you things have never been this broken before. They keep doubling down on AI and it simply doesn’t work.

As a selfmade billionaire I can tell you it’s all about your grind mind. I started my company in the kitchen and continued in the garage. When my mom initially said I can’t have 10 million in starting capital I asked her again and she said ok. Grind mind. Then she told me not to take the lambo but guess what? I took it anyway. Grind mind.

[drunkenly crashes his car into a home]

“Oh, oh shit, oh guys this open room concept is really elevating this living room into a welcoming space for the entire family”

She’s a loose cannon but a horrible officer of the law.

You guys gotta stop talking like that or I’m going to bing.

In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

Fleshless rust clumps

And the Lord spoke, “My servant, you must go to Epstein Island and absolutely ruin some of them kids ayyyyy”

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.